Make a household object apologise

Pick one household object I name, [OBJECT], and write a 180-word apology letter from it for [HARMLESS ANNOYANCE]. Give the object a distinctive but understandable voice, three concrete excuses rooted in how it actually works and one sincere offer to improve. Then write my 60-word reply that accepts or rejects the apology with a practical action. The joke should be about everyday friction, not blame directed at a person. Do not claim the object is sentient or invent a dangerous failure. Return both letters and a one-line title.