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Design my awkward robot companion

Invents an amusing robot sidekick with one useful trait.

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Prompt

Based on my chosen need [NEED], invent a small robot companion. Give it one useful ability, two hilariously bad defaults, a catchphrase and the first update I would demand. Do not claim the robot is real or surveillance-free.