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Villain monologue about a chore

Makes a boring task sound like a grand scheme.

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Prompt

Write a cartoon-villain monologue about finally doing [BORING CHORE]. Keep the villain harmless, the stakes comically tiny and the ending surprisingly wholesome. Under 120 words.