Stage an invisible parade for a small decision

I am choosing between [OPTIONS] for the low-stakes situation [SITUATION]. Stage an imaginary parade: each option gets a float, a five-word banner, one honest benefit, one honest nuisance, and a finale in which the floats must share the road. Then give a plain comparison without the parade metaphor. Use only facts I supplied; label imagined consequences as possibilities, not predictions. Do not decide for me. Check that each option receives comparable treatment and that the literal summary matches the comic version.