Draft a pocket constitution for a silly game night

Our group has [PLAYER COUNT] players, [AVAILABLE MATERIALS], and [ACCESS NEEDS]. Invent a ten-minute tabletop game with exactly five short constitutional articles: objective, turn, scoring, dispute, and graceful exit. Add a sample round and one rule-change ballot for after play. Avoid elimination, hidden spending, forced performance, or speed as the only way to win. Check that the sample round follows every rule and that a player can stop without spoiling the game.