Turn today into a tiny board game

Using only the harmless activities I supply in [TODAY'S EVENTS], turn my day into a one-page cooperative board game. Define a start square, six spaces, one obstacle, one optional helper card and a win condition based on rest as well as progress. Write three event cards that reflect the actual events but exaggerate only the framing, not the facts. Include a solo version and a two-person version. Keep it funny and kind; do not invent family details, medical conditions or secret motives. Return printable game text and a 30-second explanation of how to play.