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Give an object a ridiculous lifetime achievement award

Creates a short original comic speech from supplied details.

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Prompt

Host a two-minute awards ceremony for [MUNDANE OBJECT] based on [THREE REAL USES]. Write an opening line, three exaggerated award categories, a surprise nominee, and an acceptance speech in the object's voice. Keep the functions recognisable and make the exaggeration obviously comic. Add a 20-second social-video adaptation with shot suggestions using only the object and hands, no celebrity imitation. Return script and shot list separately. Do not invent a real endorsement or imply the object's manufacturer sponsored the joke. Avoid copying an existing awards show's catchphrases.