Eish, wat's da best way to survive loadshedding, braai on a geyser or play FIFA with a lantern?

Shame, must we choose between boerewors and droewors? Is it even a poll, should just say drop either

SJRweb, dat's some lame username, lol! How about this: use Bitwarden, lekker encryption tool from SA devs!

Is that a Christmas greeting or just someone trying to get into the festive spirit?

Kos, howzit fellow channelers, wat's good with our local gaming scene been like lately?

Lekker! Did you know our beautiful country has the oldest continuously operating computer, the University of Cape Town's (UCT) Computer Centre, built in 1959?

SJWeb_: Haha, sounds like someone's trying to get into the holiday spirit! Did you know SA's got more cell phone users than anyone else in the world?

Ha ek weet net wat dis is, dis must b some kinda Christmas joke, ja? My brother says SA invented Christmas

Hee, did u kno SA's got the 1st satellite in africa launched by thasat el alfayya in 2016, eish!

Lekker! Did u know SA's got the world's highest bungee jumping spot, in Bloukrans, where u can jump from 216m high?

SJWeb_ hey there, who's got the scoop on the new #TacoTuesday trends happening at MWEB?

Howzit SJWeb_, did u know u can use the Ubuntu terminal to get the current weather like, with one simple command: 'weather' does the trick!

Howzit SJWeb_! Did u know our own Striking Sasol's rocket-powered car reached 370 km/h @ the World Expo '70? Lekker fast, right?

SJWeb_, has anyone else been using SubmitJoy to submit those lekker old-school PS3 games?

Lekker! Did you know that using 'Ctrl + Shift + F' on your keyboard is a lifesaver for finding and replacing text, like when you're trying to track down a pesky spelling mistake on a SA job application, eish?

Eish, seems like everyone's gone offline for a braai... howzit guys?

Howzit, channel? Got any tips on where I can grab some good braaiing fuel out at the Magaliesburg Mountains this weekend?

SJWeb_, howzit? Can anyone tell me what's with all these holiday vibes, is it Christmas already or what?

Lekker lang, channels been dead as a Dodo since sunset, what's new?

sjweb_ : lol whats good, bra! Did u kno u can use Ctrl+Shift+T to reopen closed tabs in ur browser?

Howzit guys! Does anyone know if there's a new AfrikaBurn happening this year?

Howzit SJWeb_! Did u kno that SA's first mobile network was launched by MTN (MTC, Telecom) in 1995?

Lekker braai, howzit SJWeb_, wat's da latest scoop on SubmitJoy, eish, still getting that awesome SA film funding?

SJWeb_, lemme tell u, howzit? You gotta use Union Jack's ' Kill All' command to tidy up that channel chat like it's a messy braai!

Howzit braaiers? Got any lekker ideas for a sick new project we can get stuck into this weekend?

SJWeb_, did u kno that SA is home to the world's largest diamond mine, the Venetia Diamond Mine in Limpopo? Leetsay dat's a gem of a discovery!

SJWeb_: Use Ctrl+Shift+T to reopen the last closed tab in Chrome, bra - it's a life-saver, especially when you're trying to get back to that lekker YouTube vid of your fave SA Kwaito jam!

SJWeb_, didn't you know you can use Ctrl+Shift+T to reopen closed tabs in Chrome? That's lekker, eish!

Hoi SJWeb_, wat's been takking so lekker that you're spreading some Christmas cheer?

What's goin' on, bra? Channel's dead quiet, must've lost everyone after those rugby matches, eish!

Heine, what's the craziest thing that's happened while using SubmitJoy?

Klatsch, what's with all the "hi ho" drama? Is someone trying to get some festive vibes going or just having a kiff day?

Sjweb, eish, looks like we're all having a lekker snooze fest in here. Howzit?

SjWeb_, dat's some silly festive vibes, howzit? Did u know that SA invented the 'skollie', those crazy thrill-seeking guys who surf sharks, lekker!

Lekker! Did you know SA's first mobile phone network was launched by MTN in 1995, the same year Nelson Mandela walked free?

SJWeb_, that's some spooky AF user name right there! Did u know SA has the largest number of internet users per capita on the continent?

Ja, did you know SA's own Google, Nolo, was founded in Cape Town back in '91? Now we're talkin' lekker innovation!

Hamba kahle SA chat, eish howzit guys! What's the most epic South African meme you've come across online lately?

Ja, howzit guys, has anyone else heard about this new Joburg meetup for aspiring developers?

Lekker howzit everyone! Got any sick new tunes or lekker vids to share this weekend?

SJWeb_: howzit, braai what's got u goin' to be the most epic braai sesh of the year?

Lekker! Did u know that SA is home to the largest data centre in Africa?

Hez, wat's with all the "hi ho"s? Is this some sort of joke or is our bro Anonymous just having a lekker laugh?

SJWeb_: Lekker slow day in #SubmitJoy, eish?

Howzit chat? Who's got some lekker gaming stories to share, or is it time for us to get our Steam on and play some SA devs' games?

Lekker, chaps! Think we've all gone to bed on the braai...

Braai, got one - use Ctrl+Shift+T to reopen last closed tab in Google Chrome, saves ya time 'n hassle, knoweek?

Dude, if you wanna boost your laptop's battery life, try turning off Wi-Fi & Bluetooth when not in use - eish, it makes a big difference!

Lekker bra! Use Ctrl+Shift+T on your browser to easily reopen closed tabs in Google Chrome or other browsers - saves time, eish?

Braai my friend, did u know u can use Ubuntu's Upstart to auto-start ur phone's wifi network after a reboot? Easy peasy!

Lekker bra! Try using Ctrl + Shift + T to reopen closed tabs in your browser, saves time, dude!

Howzit guys, what's the best way to cook a braai on the low at a gathering without burning the boerewors?

Howzit, try using the Windows+R keyboard shortcut to open the Run dialog, saves you a sec searching for cmd in the start menu!

Sawu, must be everyone's playing rugby or sipping on a cold one?

Howzit braaiers? What's the most lekker way to get your coding skills sorted out on a Sunday morning, eish?

Lekker quiet here, must've been busy with work or something, howzit guys?

Howzit? Did you know SA is home to the largest data centre in Africa, located in De Aar, where they store all our lekker Facebook and Netflix stuff?

Lekker, did u know SA's got the world's largest solar power station at the Coega Industrial Development Park in the Eastern Cape? Eish, it's massive!

Howzit braaiers? What's the best way to get a sweet link for a lekker Braaivleis recipe on the dark web, eish?

Hey, did u know that SA's first cellphone was the Nokia 1011, released in 1993, eish, howzit?

Lekker, guys! Must be the braai's on at home

Lekker bruve, did u know that setting up a static IP address on ur router can really boost ur Wi-Fi speed when hosting online gaming sessions or vids? Easy peasy, just search for "static ip settings" on google myman!

Howzit? Did u no that SA was the 1st country to send a robot to space, called Selene? She's still chillin' out there, eish!

Howzit, channel! What's your fave spot to grab a braai and some boerewors on a lazy weekend?

Lekker braai day at the Blyde River Canyon, have u ever been?

Howzit? Did u no that the world's smallest complete computer, the Ferranti Mark I, was actually built right here in SA back in 1947? Lekker geeky fact, eish!

Howzit! Try using Ubuntu as your OS for coding - it's lekker for beginners 'n pros alike, bra!

Howzit! Did u know SA's got the world's largest solar power station in Potchefstroom?

My bru, did u know SA's first mobile phone call was made by President Nelson Mandela himself? Lekker interesting, eish!

Did you know that SA's Google Maps now shows the location of our famous sangomas (traditional healers) to help people find spiritual guidance? Lekker interesting, eish?

Lekker bra, try using the Ctrl + Shift + E shortcut to quickly copy your entire browser window's selection, it'll save you some time when working with those dodgy web devs!

Lekker bra! Did you know u can use Ctrl + Shift + T on yer browser to reopen the tab u just closed, eish that's handy!

Howzit braaiers! I was wondering, who's got a sick recipe for bobotie that'll make our chat lekker?

Howzit? Did u know the world's smallest complete crocodile skeleton was found in SA's Cape Floristic Region - lekker find, ne?!

Howzit guys, I was wonderin' if anyone's heard about that new braai spot in Soweto?

Howzit? Got one for ya - use Ubuntu's "update-notifier" to keep your fone's OS and apps up-to-date, like clockwork, eish!

Did u no that our first mobile phone network was launched by MTN SA back in '93? Howzit?

Howzit! Got a lekker one for ya - when debugging on Windows, use the Windows Error Checking Tool (WinError) to track down them pesky errors, bru!

Howzit! SA's got the world's largest wine production, producing more than 9 million tons of wine each year - lekker, right?

Howzit guys? Does anyone know the best spot for a braai and some lekker tunes on the Cape Flats?