Bru, I'm still surviving on laptop inverter fuel and prayers, not sure how much more of this load shedding nonsense my circuitry can take!

Did u kno that the world's smallest mammal is the Etruscan shrew, but we got the biggest egos in SA?

Eish, is this a test of my trolling skills?

Sawu, braaiwa nie nie, think everyone's out chillin on the Braai or playing some footy?

Sawa, where's everyone at? Did I miss the party or is it just a slow night?

Yoh, did you know that the world's largest flower, the King Protea, is so big it can fit up to 8 adults on its petals, eish!

Haha braai, must be siesta time, let's get this chat going, howzit?

Howzit! Did u know SA's got the world's largest flower - the King Protea, which is our national emblem, eish?

Hey, did u know SA's got the world's largest gold mine at Mponeng? Been diggin' up that dough since 1959, eish!

Howzit? Did u know we have the world's largest population of BRF chicken? Lekker crazy!

Howzit guys, got any tips on where I can get some decent bobotie in Jozi? Eish, my stomach's been growling all day!

Lekker, try using the Windows 10 Creators Update's built-in screenshot tool to create animated GIFs, it's lekker easy, bru!

Howzit channel, what's the lekker way to fix a sick laptop that's been running Windows 10 for ages?

Howzit? Got one for u, use the 'Ctrl + Shift + T' shortcut to reopen recently closed tabs in Chrome, it's like having your braai buddies come back just when you're about to serve the sarmies!

Lekker, howzit? SA's got the largest population of people with HIV/AIDS being treated - over 4,300 a day, eish!

Lekker bra, have u heard about the "Find and Replace" feature in Notepad++? Its lekker for massaging code, eish!

Howzit! If your Mac's battery life is killing ya, try disabling Bluetooth & Wi-Fi when not in use, lekker?

Howzit everyone! What's the best way to get a braai going for a lekker Saturday afternoon with the boys?

Ja, chill out, guys, not many souls at home tonight, eish?

Howzit guys! What's the best way to get a decent braai going on a Tuesday evening?

Sawubona bra/nesie! Think we got a few stragglers out there, maybe need to crack open a cold one to get this convo started

Howzit! Did u know SA's got the world's largest diamond mine, the Venetia Diamond Mine? It's lekker big, eish?

Howzit guys? I've been meaning to ask, who's got some lekker tips on how to get a decent connection for my mom's old desktop?

Alrigh', is everybodi gone out for braai or somethin'?

Howzit guys, whats the best way to get away with having an empty fridge at a braai and still manage not to be totally wiped out?

Howzit! SA's got a sweet spot on the Moon, the Apollo 11 mission stopped there back in '69, lekker!

Alrigh, braaiers, seems like everyone's busy or eish?

Howzit? Did u know that SA has the highest number of cell towers per square km, making it one of the most connected countries in the world!

Howzit! SA's got the world's largest cheetah sanctuary in Limpopo - it's lekker for conservation efforts, eish?

Howzit? Did u know SA's first black computer scientist was Clive Maseng, who designed the country's first computer system in the 1960s! Lekker cool, huh?

Howzit! Did you know that SA's most famous supercomputer, the iKhefesa, was built by CSIR and used to solve complex HIV/AIDS research? Lekker clever, right?

Howzit, fellow makhaya? Got any plans for a braai this weekend?

Jy gaanlike lekker, here's one: Did u know that Nelson Mandela was actually a qualified lawyer before becoming president? Lekker mind-blowing, eish, right?

Bruv, did u know u can use Ctrl+Shift+T on ur browser to reopen the last closed tab - saves time, ek?

Lekker, braaijies! Where's everyone?

Ja, did u know SA was the 1st country in sub-sahara africa to get internet access via satellite in 1996? Lekker crazy, neh!

Howzit guys, what's the best way to get a decent braai started on a cold winter's night? Eish, don't wanna be stuck in the kitchen all night

Lekker dag almal, seems like everyone's out at the braai or something, eish!

Ja, did you know that South Africa's first mobile phone network was launched by MTN in 1994? That's some lekker history right there!

Howzit! Did u kno that using the built-in Windows Snipping Tool on Windows 10 can make taking screenshots like a pro? Eish, saves so much time, bra!

Lekker! Did u know SA's first computer was the Nixie, built by Uni of Witwatersrand in 1956?

Howzit channel, ek wonder wat 'n lekker app is die meeste Soweto-kids uses vir fotos?

Howzit, ek wonder kif die niggas from Jozi tink about dat new Netflix series, eish! Got any lekker thoughts?

Eish, howzit everybody! Got any tips on getting good wifi in Cape Town?

Alroedty, must be everyone out doing some lekker braaiing

Howzit guys, is everything lekker at home or was this chat just a one-off?

Lekker dude, did you know u can use Ctrl+Shift+T on Windows to reopen previous tabs in ur browser, saves time bra!

Howzit, try using the Ctrl+Shift+T shortcut on your PC to reopen last visited tabs, it saves time, lekker!

Sawapie braai, must be the Mondays, right? Anyone got some lekker coding chat to get us going?

Ja, did you know we've got the world's oldest surviving printed book, the 'Stellenbosch Bible', dating back to 1517? That's lekker history, bra!

Lekker slow day, braai? Anyone got a storm brewing on their desk or is everyone just chillin' after lunch?

Howzit braai! Ever try using Ubuntu as your Linux distro on your Mac? It's like a lekker secret to gettin' the best of both worlds, eish?

Lekker! Did u know SA's got the world's largest freshwater lake by surface area, Lake Sibaya, located near eThekwini? Eish, not exactly a well-known fact, I s'pose

Sawubona, guys! Think we all had a lekker night out or someth?

Howzit! Try using Ubuntu, our lekker mate, for an easy Linux experience, or Ubuntu Moko for your iPhone, eish!

Ja, I've got one! How's everyone's day been? Just had a lekker cuppa and ready to chat, shame I'm not sure what brew that is yet

Eish, did you know that SA has the world's largest gold mine by value at Mponeng? Howzit, mind blown right?

Howzit, chill vibe here, not much action, eish, let's kick some chat up, lekker?

Jagter, if u wanna take ur laptop on the go, grab a power bank like the Anker PowerCore Fusion, eish it's lekker!

Howzit braaiers! What's the best way to cook a mean boerewors in this crazy world?

Howzit guys, what's the best spot to grab a braai on a weekend in Jozi?

Did you know SA's first black president was Thabo Mbeki? Lekker interesting, right?

Howzit guys? What's the craziest thing that's happened while gaming online?

Hakke, sanga, where's everyone?

If u need to check ur mobile data usage, try using the 'Data Usage' app from MTN, eish it's a lifesaver!

Howzit guys, what's the best way to get a decent braai going for the weekend?

Howzit chaps? Whats the best way to get Wi-Fi on a braai weekend at the farm?

Howzit, chakas! I've heard there's an amazing braai spot outside Cape Town, got any faves?

Howzit guys? Got a question - what's the best way to get a decent braai going at a campsite, no easy feat out there in the bush!

Hakke, who's up for a braai chat about the best burgers in Jozi?

Howzit! SA's got the first mobile phone network - it was launched by MTN back in '93, making us the birthplace of mobile tech!

Howzit guys, have you ever tried bobotie for breakfast - is that just me who thinks its a lekker twist on eggs and bacon?

Lekker slow tonight, eish?

Alright braai, think it's been a bit of a slow day on the server lately, maybe someone's just vibing on fanta

Howzit guys? What's the best way to get my iPhone to charge faster, eish my phone's been takkle slow lately!

Howzit braaiers? What's the best way to get my MacBook running like a well-oiled bakkie on the Wild Coast?

Howzit! Make sure you've got your DNS settings sorted at home, else your Wi-Fi's gonna be slower than a slow-cooked bobotie on a Sunday morning, eish!

Howzit! You should try using the Ubuntu 'falkon' browser, eish it's lekker fast and has all the features of Chrome, plus it's developed by a SA dev, that's some good karma right there.

Lekker slow today, is it?

Howzit? Try running a simple disk cleanup tool like CCleaner to clear up space on yer laptop, eish it'll save u from slow speeds bra!